It had been abandoned 3 years so it was musky
Stella said "this house stinks Rhino"
Lol the Rhinos at the zoo stink!
23 months
You said "Donald Trump is so funny. Sit down" because he told reporters to sit down and we laughed. Haha
I showed her a clip of Mary Grace singing. She said Mary Grace was pretty, crazy, and wild!
22 months
You know all of your colors. 23 months
You put a ball in your shirt and said Nay Nay (Aunt Renee is expecting)..
On the way to eat she said daddy was cray cray :)) lol
23 months
Stella said this was Papa Gan Gan and Stella 
She was in her toy car. We walked in. She said "What's Up Guys?"
23 months
You say- "Where are you Bruddy James" when we pull up to be church HA!
10/6/15
Today at Cracker Barrel you were dancing. Then you stopped. We said Dance Stella. You said "Waiting on the song." The music had stopped. Lol ( 23 months)
You scratched your knee at the park. When asked "what happened" by papa, you told him
"A mouse bit my knee"
A man was mowing across the street. You said "that man is working so hard" 23 months
When we got to Branson, you said "Yay Branson! The beach!!"
We went to the acrobats of China in Branson. A week later, 10/6 she lifted her leg almost above her head and said "Chinese Boys"
You told us you wanted to go eat at "Crappy Barrel"
23.5 months: Stella got frustrated with her princess shoe and threw it.
I was putting on my dress, and
I gave her a stern
"DONT THROW!!!"
she said in the softest voice,
"Your dress so pretty mommy. Your dress so Pretty"
We pulled up to Benihana's and you said "Rice in Stella's mouth"
You held your baby doll up to the Angel in the sanctuary and said "Don't be scared of the angel baby" haha you're scared of it.
Brought me Mickey Mouse and said he wanted to go to Target
..
Yes we went
I was trying to read my Bible
Stella wanted me to play
She came and closed it up and said
"The End"
Said the baby needed mummy's phone lol
The fish food stinks. I opened it and you said "the fish tooted" LOL
2 years old
My parent's neighbors have a dog named "Flip". Stella went outside and said, "Flip! come here boy!"😂 they gave him a treat he would not eat it she said, "Flip is so lazy"
2 years
I was reading Stella Jonah and the whale the photo of him in the boat she said "Jonah at the lake house"
11-12-15 : We drove to the lot.. We didn't get out though. As we left Stella said
"I wanted to see the view"
Told Nana she was a wild woman!!
I poured some milk, came back to finish the rest of it and found this at the bottom of my glass. Blue Plato. Thank you Stella
12/9
You told me
"Mom give me that Coke right now!"
Haha
You don't realize it doesn't work both ways.
After being in Branson two weekends, every time we get in the car you say "let's go to a show"
Dec 2015
When asked if she wanted to go to the church to pray she said "not yet"
When asked if she had a dirty diaper she said
"No just toots"
I hugged Justin Stella fell in the floor and said
"I hurt my everything"
Daddy was trying to take something from you. You said
" Daddy look at your phone "
12/17
I was pretending like I was taking the baby doll's picture with a toy camera. Stella got behind me and started jumping up-and-down and telling the baby "woo hoo say cheese lookey here! Whoooo"
12/20
Was getting onto Stella for something and she said "I have to go mom; I have to go to Target"
12/26 5:00 pm- No nap all day. Her eyes were about to shut. Papa said, "Go in and get some sleep, then we will come back and play."
With eyes almost shut, Stella said:
"Sounds good"
1/1/16
I told Stella,
I am gonna miss you. We are gonna be gone for 2 days
She said,
"And 40 nights"
📖⛪️
1/16/16
Stella put at a cracker in my mouth and said
"now don't choke"
I got onto her and she ran into the living room and said
"I gotta go cry"
(And did)
February 6, 2015
Stella Was playing with a toy and she would not let Justin play with it
I said why can daddy not play with it
She said
Because he's not Donald trump
3/6/16
Gan Gan - Stella pick up those crumbs. Stella- No I need a break
3/2/16
Woke up stretched, yawned, and said "Oh Me"
Faked a call to Me -
"Hi mommy. I don't think so. I don't want to mind."
"He's not a monkey" (Frankie's)
March 2016 (2years old)
Stella spanked the soldiers at the church on that sign and said
"don't you hurt my Jesus"
Sister Gordillo gave her a piece of candy, a kind Stella had never had before. She had it in her mouth one second and
said
Mmmm my favorite
March 12, 2016
Stella was asleep and Justin and I were talking. She woke up & said. "Mom y'all are getting on my nerves"
Brought to me for a midnight snack
3/19
Yesterday she said
Hurry open the door. The big bad wolf is on my curly tail
April 2016
I ask Stella if she wanted some cereal she said "Of course!!"
Stella has been telling the story of Goldilocks and the three little bears. When putting diaper rash cream on her
She said
"Mom, this cream feels just right!"
Saying our prayers tonight she said "and thank you Jesus for Gan Gan's iPhone"
April 2016
Girls wear skirts and boys wear pants. Colby told me that. They're at TJ Maxx
Stella said
Then Peter said unto them
The Lord our God is one Lord
🙈
Stella revised the story of Adam & Eve. She said
and eve kicked that snake into the water
Called her Legos "Let it Go's" (Frozem)
And God shut the mouth of that snow monster (Daniel & Frozen)
Thought berenstain Bears, Clifford big red dog and little critter would all be at Disney World
Mr Shmee on Peter Pan was in his boat - Stella said "he's going to Tarshish"
(JONAH)
May 2016
I was cleaning up Stella's toy room and I was trying to take a toy from her
she said:
you can't have it
you can't have it
you can't
you can't
you can't have it
😳🙈😂😂😂🎶⛪️ (song we sing at church)
She was up until 12:45 am. She wanted my phone I told her we had to go to sleep
she told me
don't be like the wicked stepmother
"That's Bro Pomeroy"
Colby is wearing his Prince Panties AKA Boy underwear haha
From Gan Gan
We were playing with these lil dolls. Mine told hers, I love ur outfit. Where did ur mom get it. She said eBay😍😂😂
June 2016
Sharon took Stella to Tazikis
Stella asked to go to Claires
As they walked down there Stella said
" It's ok you don't have to buy me anything. I know u don't have any money right now "
Belinda said
"if I have another boy I do not know what I would name him. "
Stella chimed in our conversation and said
"Shadrach Meshach Abednego"
I spanked Stella
She was crying & said
"I need to go to the hospital"
Stella told her daddy he was a prince and she was a princess. She proceeded to tell him, "daddy you're not beautiful"
6/30/16
Stella woke up and said
"Mom lets go weigh" haha
Stella was scared of Brock's new dog. When we got out to the car she said
" Poor Oby, he's just nervous "
After being in Branson three days without daddy -- you came home and told him
"I almost missed you Daddy"
You said my eyes were blue in your eyes were "hot blue" (like hot pink) haha
Brock got stung!! he was getting attention
So Stella said "I have a headache and my back"
July 2016
Tonight Stella passed the ice cream machine
She said she wanted some ice cream.
We said "it's not on"
She tightened her eyebrows and said
"Turn it on, God"🙏🏻🍦
July 2016
Justin opened a box w lights
Stella got the paper out and said:
Dad you need to read the instructions
(He changed 81 of them)
I told Stella I loved her and she said
"you are the best mommy in the world my darling sunshine"
And I was showing my sister our bathroom at the new house. Stella said :
"Yeah & look at this grout!"
Stella called my mom and said
"Do you want to go to Frankies or Lubys?" 👵🏼😂
Odd 2 year old!!!?
Stella is telling Adam and Eve. She said
"Then Eve told the snake
No I have to take a basket of food to grandma"
😂❤️👧🏻👵🏼🐺
I was singing a Veggie Tales song & Stella asked
"Is that a Classic Song?"
Brock has started Calvary Academy. August 2016
Brock said
"Mom, I like how we go over and pray at 9:00 in the morning. It helps us not get in trouble and sin all day."
Today we told Stella that my dad was getting a haircut
she said "which salon is he going to"😂💗✂️🙆🏼
Nana had four teeth pulled
Stella wanted to take her some flowers. She said "when I give Nana the flowers, I hope she has good manners."
😂😂
Stella had taken a picture with Max. But he kept jumping.
Then today, three days later, she said "Max kept messing up my picture. He kept jumping. That was a very sneaky thing to do"
Talk about bed-head
Stella turned them all around and said they wanted to show their booties
This was in her sleep!!
Told Bro James, "Hey Big Boy!"
Went and put on wool fox mittens to match mommy's garden gloves (90 degree weather)..
The sky was pink and blue. Stell said, "God put the pink in it for me"
Stella was asking me where everyone works. I said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" She said, "a dentist and a soldier"
Haha 10/24/16
McDonald's = Big Donald's
Sometimes when Stella is pouting
I'll say, "Don't you smile. You better not smile"
To make her smile and get over it..
Well I was getting on to her today ab me having to tell her repeatedly to stop doing things, etc
She grinned and pointed at me and said,
"You better not smile."
"Scoot back so it doesn't splash you. It feels like a kinder surprise egg"
"Pull up in Condo "there we go"
12/16/16
Stella said
"I wish I wasn't too nosy"
For Christmas Stella told papa she didn't want any
"Mustard, pickle, lettuce, onion, and no horse radish"
Playing house she had the doctor ask, "Who has a kidney stone?"
12/27/16
"Some little girls don't know how to say na-Tiffany scene."
Looking around in the toy room I said-
"Stella, look at all these toys- God is so good to you."
She said, "Yes he is a good Savior."
Fah-Squitah (mosquito)
Fah-member (remember)
"Some little girls don't know how to say Escalade "
Gave Stella clementine and grapes
She said
"Ok so these are my options "
This is how Stella reads her Bible
She reads it like this
And God loves us 1 and 4 and John and Peter 2 and 4 and Daniel in the lions den 5 and 8 and we love God 8 and 10
😂😂😂
I gave Stella some watered down Coke. She said
But Mom - can I have some that gives me a burnie?
Stella said she wanted to go swing
I told her it was too wet she said
"water doesn't hurt you mom so if you have a problem let's talk about it and make a plan"
(Daniel Tiger says that)
"Was Joseph's dad, Jacob, able to get the blood out of the coat of many colors- in the dishwasher?"
🐑 💉🌈👕
Stella:
Mom does Neve start with N?
I said "Neve??"
She said, "Like Adam and Neve" 😂😂
😂
Stella asked me was I simple minded.
At Park Stone Place, she wanted to sing "the Holy Ghost will take the chicken out of you"
I helped Stella with her shoe. She said -
"Thank you, I am very pleased."
Stella Told Candy
"Only trashy girls talk about poo poo"
😂😂😂
Stella asked my dad tonight
do y'all have any funerals or anything tomorrow?
my dad said no
she said OK then I'm spending the night
Stella wasn't wanting to go to church this am😬
She said does the church just have a drive thru
🙈😬😵😂 ⛪️🚗 💨
Stella said
Let's just go to mcdonalds bc I'm tired of cooking.
Stella slept 1.5 hour nap. She woke up and said "Why did you lay me down?? I wasn't sleepy!!"
She said she wasn't gonna hide her light under a bushel bc Fire Ants!!
Stella was w my parents all day. She just got home.
She told me she was trying to miss me but she couldn't do it
Stella said the windows were wet as eagle eyes
Playing school with Stella....
she was he teacher.
I answered all my questions, (correctly)
She Said you get an F because your attitude
??😂😂😂
And she was talking about Goldilocks and the three bears. She said -
"She went in their house when they were not home.... She sounds a bit pushy" (Age 3)
Stella
Said she was marrying Rush Limbaugh (Age 3)
Stella wanted her outfit to look like Beatrice and her hair in a little up-do (Age 3)
"There is gonna be cornbread in heaven"
Stella Age 3
Stella said when God caused it to hail on pharaoh and the people of Egypt--- it ruined all their mums
(Age 3)
We ate Asian food for Jana's party, Plus garlic at Olive Garden for lunch.
Stella just told me
"Mom your breath smells like Candlewick"
"Cream in the Hole"
Dec 2017
Cat House/ball
Stella got a gift and said
mom can I open it or are we regifting?
😂😂😂
4 Years Old
Playing Salon - Stella said the name of her Salon was "Fuzzy Updos" 😂😂
From
Papa
She asked me who I thought going to beat at Candyland. I said I know who is going to beat. His name is spelled p a p a. She said no, it’s spelled p o p. Then, she told mama “He just needs a little learning”.
Stella couldn't reach her sunglasses. I said it's not sunny anyway.
She said
I just need them to look good
I already have on lip gloss
It was 11:30 pm. Papa was sleepy and told Stella to look at his eyes. How they were so sleepy and could they go to bed. She said
yeah but look at mine and opened them as wide as she could😂😂
Stella and I playing dolls.
Me:
teacher what do I do if my friend is mean and made fun of me and left me out
Stella as the teacher:
Throw a hard bucket in their face
We saw Gerber daisies at Walmart and I asked if she wanted to get some for aunt Candy
She said
They look kinda Pitiful
Stella kept wanting to talk. I was like it's bed time, it's bed time..
She said "i just wanna talk to you ab decorating."
Age 4 (Little politician)😂😂
Stella was looking around the room 👀
Saying "I cld eat the whole couch. I could eat the whole chair. I could eat the whole coffee table."
Then she looked at my face and said:
"I could eat eye bags"
Stella said-
"So you can't french braid, you can just Arkansas braid?"
My stomach growled and Stella said the baby was saying it wanted Shipleys or tater tot's with cheese (Age 4)
My dad was asking Stella Bible questions
He said "And who was in the lion's Den?"
She said, "Daniel, and before him was Belshazzar."
😳😳👏🏻👏🏻😂
(Accurate) age 4
Stella Said she wants to be a "Doctor Decorator"
And that's where you go around to people's hospital rooms and make them cheerful like with yellow painted stripes, fresh flowers like Gerber daisies , rainbows, scriptures, fruit baskets and candy
🌼🌈🍇🍎🍭💛
Seems legit 🤷🏼♀️😄
I have two freckles on my belly button. My bellybutton is flattening out due to being 26 weeks pregnant. Stella saw the two freckles and said "I think I see his eyes"
Justin needed black trash bags at a house he is flipping.
I was in the middle of cooking.
I was talking out loud to myself and said
"Who cld I get to take him Some" (thinking my
Mom Or haley may be out)
Stella said "LEAH!!"
😂😂😂
she hears me say Leah wld do anything for me 😘😘😘😘♥️♥️♥️
(PS haley is taking them)
I took a pic of Cash on a white blanket
She said “mom!!! Are you selling him on eBay????” 😫😫
😂😂😂
(I sell all my items w white back ground )
Barbie had “Bald-adda -Tosis”
Age 5
Stella said; “That cloud looks like either a butterfly or a pair of lungs.”
She wrote a song and it said you are my best friend you copy me like a parrot you follow me like a wheelchair. Age 5
Jack & the beanstalk had the same outfit on after they used up all the gold. Stella said why did he not find himself a new outfit when he had all that money?
I said it would be neat after you have a baby to go to a place for manicure pedicure, facial, eyebrows waxed, etc. and Stella said
"yeah and they can give you some Spanx" 😂
Age 5
Stella said with her $30 offering she thinks brother Holmes will give it to the poor so they can have food toys and wine
Age 5
Stella was telling a scary ghost story. She said a bad storm came and the girl lost power, she lived in Jacksonville.
Stella said she was going to give two dollars in the offering on Tuesday night and three dollars on Sunday night because Sunday night was dressy.
Age 6
Stella had hamburger steak for the first time today at Calvary Academy. She told me it was “amazing”.. The outside was like hush puppy crust and the inside tasted like catfish
Age 6
If you want mozerella sticks and you know it shout “Sonic!”
Uncle Steve is an “ auctioneer “
Age 6
I was out of tape. Stella said for me to use duct tape. I said no, I need it for wrapping gifts...
She said
“well it’s not like the governor is gonna see it, Or the queen, or the mayor, or Lori”
Stella was knelt down by me but she would not wash anyone’s feet 🙈🙈 During foot washing service.
I said
Stella why didn’t u wash anyone’s feet?
She said
“I didn’t wanna wash off my glitter lotion.”
I was explaining to Stella the curse of Adam about the thorns and thistles growing over the ground and the sweat of your face, working for your crops. I said before that - it wasn’t that way
She said
“So THATS why my watermelon plant died!”
I asked Stella if the dress make me look big, she said “maybe like an inch but not too bad”
Stella Just said can I wear dress dress from Kiehl Avenue..?
😂😂😂
(Saks 5th) (it was on major sale)
Me- “here Stella. Here’s you and Caroline’s kids cheeseburger meals” (at Back Yard Burger)
Caroline- “I’m not hungry”
Stella- “after we spent all that money!!? “
At recess they killed army worms bc they’re “ worthless “ papa told her
These weddings are “taking up her Saturday’s!!”
Stella wanted a cheeseburger happy meal. She said
you can say no Ketchup if that makes it less expensive 🍔 🤣😂😂😂 Age 7
Stella said Brock broke his Nutella bone
Patella (age 8)
Stella had on a dressy blouse
She said
“Aunt Candy said I look like Sis. Velveeta Cook in this shirt!” (She meant Belva)🤣🤣 Age 8
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